So You Think You Can Sew: My First Adventure in Costuming.

One day I'll have a real costume blog, where I talk about real costume projects.

One day. Unfortunately, it's not today, and it's certainly not this blog post. Today I want to share my much-less-than-legit excuse for a costume project, a project that required not so much skill as creative thinking on how to make a costume I'll probably only wear once but not make break the bank and not make it look totally lame, either.

There's a dictum in manufacturing that you can have quick, cheap, or good-looking, but you can't necessarily have all of them at once -- we'll see how I did here.

The Assignment: For volunteer appreciation at one of my museums this year, their theme is "Out Of This World" and the volunteer coordinators invited everyone to come in the 'space-themed' costume of their choice. Since no one but the Browncoat, conventioneering crowd would recognize my Mal Reynolds costume from last   Halloween, and making a Jedi costume on a budget became next to impossible outside of Halloween season, I decided to make that tried and true staple of the space adventure canon -- The Starfleet Uniform.

Instantly recognizable even by people who don't call themselves sci-fi fans, comfortable enough to sit through dinner in, and low-budget enough for, well, the first season of a groundbreaking TV show, this was something even I could do. Let's face it -- I'm an English major, Jim, not a seamstress! (At least not yet. But we'll get there. Yes, we will.)

Step 1 -- Acquire shirt. Remind myself while watching several episodes of Star Trek who wears blue, yellow, and red. Went to Goodwill. Found them having a sale on red turtlenecks from Target. Make executive decision not to be a redshirt. Find really nice blue cowl-necked shirt that reminds me of Dr. Dehner from Episode 1.1 "Where No Man Has Gone Before."

Step Two -- Acquire gold braid for rank insignia on the sleeves, and something with which to make the Enterprise Insignia to cover up the logo on this shirt. Find gold metallic thread in Mom's sewing box. Score one for budget conscious projects and using what you have in the house! 

My desk. It is messy.

The fabric itself is a stretchy sports fabric, and I want to be able to roll up my sleeves. Solution -- pin braid on while fabric is stretched out over empty wine bottle.  I can keep the braid straight this way, too.

Step 2.5 -- Decide which rank to assign Starfleet-self. Since Captains can't wear blue, I go for Lieutenant. Proceed to think about Master and Commander for the rest of the braid-sewing exercise and remain amused by the British pronunciation of Lef-ten-ant.

Lots of pins gave their lives for this uniform....

Six episodes of Star Trek and two feet of braid later, Progress! But wait. We appear to be missing something, Captain!

 Ah, yes, one of those.

Step Three: Find Gold fabric, gold paper, black puffy paint, and several copies of the starfleet insignia. Have momentary debate over whether it needs to be the Command insignia or the Sciences department insignia. Father reminds me no besides me will probably notice this, and Command insignia is the one everyone recognizes. Now, which size to use?

The one on the right is the smaller (2.5 inches tall) version, made with a gold plastic paper from my scrapbooking box -- I think it was used as a gift bag filler at some time. The  larger one on the right is wide gold ribbon glued over a cardboard backing (3.5 inches tall). Both models will have the insignia done in the black fabric paint using a stencil. It's also been drawn onto the cardboard backing of the fabric one.

Voila! Semi- finished uniform shirt! (That's one of my paper copies of the insignia there.)

So, for less than ten dollars -- five for the shirt, two for the spool of gold braid, two for the puffy paint and an extra dollar to factor in the things I found around the house -- I created a costume that doesn't look half-bad. We'll factor in another  ten to fifteen dollars for some black boots I have yet to find, and for less than twenty dollars, I've created something I wouldn't mind wearing.

Not a bad week's work. 

On next week's episode of "So You Think You Can Sew?" Mercury attempts to make a six-gored skirt out of corduroy...